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Now Accepting O- Donors for Midnight Processing!

💉 Donate Blood. Save Unnatural Lives. 💉

You’ve been pre-approved for our *Elite Vitality Extraction Initiative*. Schedule your appointment with Dr. A. Cula and receive a complimentary gothic-themed stress ball!

🗓️ Schedule Your Donation

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